4 Quotes by K.J. McPike about humor

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    I couldn't help but feel a little smug at the prospect of finding my phone this way. I was going to beat Dad at his own game, using the ability he didn't believe I had.Ha! Take that, you muggle!

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    Waking up the next morning was torture. I dragged myself to the bathroom feeling like I'd been thrown against a brick wall. Repeatedly. By the Hulk.

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    What's his name?" Jessica asked."Kai," I said. "Kai Awana."Paisley nudged me. "I'm sure you know him as Kai Awana jump his bones.

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    Fine," I growled. "You win. I'll help you.""Thank you.""Seriously? You threatened my family if I didn't agree. I don't really think thank you covers it."He pressed his lips together and shrugged. "Manners never killed anyone.

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