A garden is never finished. In that sense it is like the human world and all human undertakings.

V holandských koloniích žádní čerti nejsou; jsou-li nějací, tedy ve francouzských.kapitán J. van Toch

You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.