What unlucky bastard has to deal with Where in the closet is Judgemental San Diego, over there?"-Frank Gillard

Do you even understand the rules of Hockey?""Same as Football. The Ball goes in the Net. Team that does this the most wins.""There aren't balls in hockey.

*Gunfire*"They know we're here.""The sky is blue. My shorts might be a little brown.""Gross.

I cut up my feet pretty bad.""You can fly.""That took a remarkably long time to catch on to.

When you've got half a black bean burrito's worth of fart force as magic in your wand, Moving Mountains on such an epic scale is simply not something fate thinks highly enough about you to allow.