Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.