[W]hat my grandmother and my mother and I all know is that our beauty is no miracle. It is bought and paid for.

[M]y grandmother...had always complained that our house didn't have a profile that was "significant enough.

...he went off to Paris. Actually, I don't know for sure that Paris is where he ended up.

There you are! Aren't you precious?

She's as common as pig tracks. Just her being here lowers the tone of the entire city.

Magnolia leadership isn't a given. Not forever. You have to earn your spot.

[W]ithout the League, you'd be nothing.

My membership has given me everything I've ever wanted.

...[D]espite the concoction's disgusting lecture, it's cleared every blemish from my face, as promised. I am a Buzzard-created beauty, head to toe.