He was not thinking of Maddie I-Live-To-Make-Your-Life-Miserable Freemont in terms of sexuality. He was not attracted to her in the least. Period and exclamation point.

The lopsided grin was just a cheap shot.

When a person sees someone attractive to them, their eyes dilate twenty percent. Their brain floods with dopamine, which makes them happy. Thus, they believe it’s love. That’s a medical fact. Love doesn’t exist.

I don’t care if it’s been five minutes or five months or five years. You’re it for me and there’s no sense in waiting.

You look like a Photoshopped version of Thor with Iron Man’s flirtation skills and Captain America’s values.

Lifetime called. They want their movie of the week back.

For the love of all the Gobstoppers in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, would he please just leave her alone?