The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film.

Have you noticed how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen look nothing alike, and yet they both manage to look exactly like their father, Martin?

Why do Jesus and Mary only appear on Mexican food? Huh? Answer me that? Nobody ever sees the face of God in a California roll.

The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead. Stick with barley and spelt.