I’m making a list. And checking it twice.

The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch.Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350

Have ye been naughty or nice?” “It might be fun to get a little naughty.

Ta-da!" The man whipped open his coat.Shit! He wasn't wearing any clothes at all. She grimaced. Just her luck to go vampire hunting and find a flasher.