It's the good loser who finally loses out.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.