"Man's love is of man's life a thing apart;Girls aren't like that."

"I don't say that the drunk man is the real man, and the sober man merely a shell. But you find out something different about people when they're drunk. Of course, you sometimes find that they're not different at all--that you merely get more of the same, perhaps said rather more loudly and incoherently, but basically the same."

"Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in."

"A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy."

"I was never an Angry Young Man. I am angry only when I hit my thumb with a hammer."