The best fiction is true.

I have found that in this business, one of the most important things is sincerity. If you can fake that, you can do just about anything.

The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn't hold them underwater long enough.

We went into Bennie`s, where Ratso bought all three newspapers: the Post, which I always read and Ratso hated, The New York Times, which Ratso loved and I didn't believe in, and the Daily News, which we both read to see if the Russians were attacking the Alamo yet.