10 Quotes by Kresley Cole about humorous
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
What about the old standby of kicking a guy in the groin?" "Try to." Love to...
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
Wroth, darling,” she purred, smiling so sweetly. “I can’t wait for the next time I get to put my mouth on you.” In an instant the smile faded and she snapped her teeth and yanked her head back as if she was chewing something free.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
He swallowed. “Have you no modesty?” Never in his life had he encountered a female so quick to be naked. Of course, he’d never in his life encountered a female who should so utterly be naked at any chance.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
Vrekeners actually exist?L, The King
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
In other words, he was the tree in the forest that silently fell--when no one was around to be crushed.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
The demon was turning out to be an unpredictable, feral, bone-and-head-collecting, sexually ravenous happiness battery. She swallowed. All I have to do is plug him in.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle!But a vemon was a made creature, as if one took the front half of the Lab and jammed it onto the back half of thr poodle. In other words, wrong.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Kresley Cole
-
Quote
If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle!But a vemon was a made creature, as if one took the front half of the Lab and jammed it onto the back half of the poodle. In other words, wrong
- Tags
- Share