Zits are beauty marks.

I like to have strong opinions with nothing to back them up with besides my primal sincerity. I like sincerity. I lack sincerity.

We're so trendy we can't even escape ourselves.

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

I've never been more confused in my life, but at the same time I've never been more satisfied with what we've done.

If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.

You create attention to attract attention.