My last words? "Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse.

What is flirtatiousness but an argument that life must go on and on and on?

I am better now. Word of honour: I am better now.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

Earthlings went on being friendly, when they should have been thinking instead.

I'd like to teach Iraq about Democracy because we're so experienced with it. First they should know that after 100 years they should free their slaves. Then after 150 years they should give their women the right to vote. Oh, and of course when they start it all they should begin with some genocide and ethnic cleansing.

A man without a home can't be lost.

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow - whether there is a market for it or not! The kick of creation is the act of creating, not anything that happens afterward. I would tell all of you watching this screen: Before you go to bed, write a four line poem. Make it as good as you can. Don't show it to anybody. Put it where nobody will find it. And you will discover that you have your reward.

Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go looking for it, and I think it can often be poisonous.