It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language.

Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.

Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

Just don't create a file called.