My Name Is Latif Mercado, And I Am... A Workaholic!

My Friends I Will Always Remember, And My Enemies I Will Never Forget!

I Don't Waste My Time Doing Crosswords, As My Life Is The Only Puzzle I Care To Resolve!

A Memory Is Better Than A Phony!

It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!

You Can't Replace A Star with A Lightbulb

You Can't Change Your Life... Until You Change Your Heart, and You Can't Change Your Heart... Until You Change Your Mind!

Not Even The Greatest Sculptor Can Mold A Masterpiece Out Of Shit!

You Don't Have To Be A Crook To Be Successful!