I Don't Waste My Time Doing Crosswords, As My Life Is The Only Puzzle I Care To Resolve!

A Memory Is Better Than A Phony!

It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!

You Can't Replace A Star with A Lightbulb

You Can't Change Your Life... Until You Change Your Heart, and You Can't Change Your Heart... Until You Change Your Mind!

Not Even The Greatest Sculptor Can Mold A Masterpiece Out Of Shit!

You Don't Have To Be A Crook To Be Successful!

To Me, The Best Part Of Success, Is The Journey!

You Can't Be A Hero To The World, If Your Aren't First A Hero In Your Home!