"Did you hear what I said? It was very profound."

"Marriage is not just about love and living together. It's much more complicated, especially when you are going to be making a family."

"Do not blame God for your stupid decisions."

"Don't talk over me, don't argue with me, just listen."

"Probably more than half of the people who go into psychology do so because they need help. I think it's their way of feeling that they have control."

"Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife."

"Why should a man say what he feels, when a women is going to ignore what he says?"

"Arguing with a man doesn't work."

"Promises made out of ignorance should not be kept."

"The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong parent."