"There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right."

"I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time."

"There's no point feeling angry at a drunk."

"I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating."

"I'm so happy, I can hardly spit."

"There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family."

"If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink."

"There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad."

"There is no unconditional love in the universe."

"If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman."