"There is no such thing in life as no pain and no disappointment."

"If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award."

"I think I average one good sulk a week."

"Would you stop hoping? Hope is just postponed disappointment."

"I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day."

"A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood."

"I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong."

"Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair."

"Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on."

"It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else."