"As women go, so goes civilization."

"Boys are slobs... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children."

"Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents]."

"Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own."

"People get mad at me very easily. The magnitude of your anger toward me is the measure of how much you know you are doing wrong."

"It doesn't matter how we were raised. We become the person we choose to be."

"Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant."