20 Quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton about humor
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Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.
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Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?
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You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.
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I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.
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His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.
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Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.
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I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.
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I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.
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All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.
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