A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.