I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.