My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag.