I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work