What's this?" yells the captain to his sickly crew. "Oh, blimey! Could this be the Dread Pirate Flu?

Let's tie up the doc, swabbies! Time to jump ship! Let's pull up the anchor! No shots in our hips!

These shots will help make you a healthier crew. Deep breaths, take your shots, not another ahhh-choo!

And did I not mention our gold treasure chest Of pirates trinkets and things you like best?