There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.

Let me tell you the truth: The truth is what is. And what should be is a fantasy a terrible, terrible lie that someone gave the people long ago.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.