4 Quotes by Lewis Black about kids

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    I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

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    The new millennium sucks! What a disappointment! What's the difference between the old millennium and the new millennium? Nothing! It's the same load of crap with a '2' in the front. When I was a kid, I am old enough so that when I was a kid, I looked forward to the new millennium. When I was young, I said, 'I'm gonna live through a change! A massive change! Things are gonna be different! Things are gonna be great!' Screwed again! No flying cars! No flying cars!

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    When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.

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    I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.

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