How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with ] both parties, it's beyond belief.

I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"

The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of NO ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of BAD ideas.

The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea.' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier.'