Just remember, we're all in this alone.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.