Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!