Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!

Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.

Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?No. Then dont make him a tagalong!

Is my name dorothy?NoThen why do u think munchkins could help me?

You must be poor.why?cuz ur not making any cents!

Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.They're not.Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?

are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie