Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?""Because you are acting like a real bitch!

Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said."Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.

I'd rather be a friendless loser than have a bunch of friends who secretly hated me. (spoken by Massie Block)

are you a wedgie?" Asked Massie. "No." "Then why are you all up in my butt?" Said Massie