118 Quotes by Lois Greiman about Chick-lit
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Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.
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Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.
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There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.
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Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage.
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The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.
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Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.
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Men are like dogs. Some are… Well, men are just like dogs.
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Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.
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Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?
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