We weren't so much oil and vinegar as a lit match and napalm.

It was hard to judge a man's full character by his bachelor party etiquette.

From moment one, you were the wildest thing I've ever seen. All I do is imagine how you'd taste.

Why did I have to look like hell when he looked like he just stepped out of a comic book?

Good thing I was covered in chicken drippings, frosting and powdered cheese. I always did know how to impress a man.

From moment one, you were the wildest thing I've ever seen. ll I do is imagine how you'd taste.