If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.

It's ironic that it's sometimes the loudest and nastiest music which seems to calm me down the most.

Music always sounds better on Friday.

I don't know how music works, I'm just glad that it does.

I judge people based solely on the quality of bands on the black concert t-shirts they wear.

You don't take music seriously if you wear your left ear bud in your right ear and your right ear bud in your left ear.