Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.

Don’t be disappointed if the whole world is against you, maybe it is because you are a tough ass.

The reason why a man cannot stop staring at a woman ass is only because God has spent 80 percent of his time and efforts on woman ass and 20 percent on her entire body.

Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.