If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence; my standing dick every morning might also prove something.

A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.

Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.

There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.

If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you are in the public transportation, everywhere you touch is someone’s dick.

Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.

Do not feel arrogant that you have a dick and women do not. Women are not scared of fucking; they are only scared of raping.

Liking your own status in social networks is similar to kissing your own dick.