You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.