She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?