Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

I've been things and seen places.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!