You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

I'm a good woman for a bad man.

Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

men are not realists - only women are.