Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!