When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips"- Bentley Evans

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.

Isn't that thing a little unsanitary for the workplace?" I pointed to his lip ring."I assure you that my lip ring is the last thing you should be worried about." He smiled as he leaned on the counter.

You would do the same for me." He smiled a big toothy smile before he hopped off my car and walked away, leaving me wondering what was up with the guy in the girl jeans and why I couldn’t get him off of my mind.

I tell you I want the room to look like a place I remember from Uni and immediately you think I’m a wizard?

Don’t think you’re some kind of snowflake, suit guy. I’m a bitch to everyone.

I thought there was a big, creepy bug crawling on me. Guess it was just your fingers, William. Terribly sorry about that. Maybe next time you’ll learn to keep them to yourself.

Watch it, loincloth, I’m not afraid to spork your eyes out.

I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare.