28 Quotes by Marissa Meyer about humor

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    I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back.""You're kidding, right?"He shrugged. "You have no proof either."She squinted back at him. "Were you planning on giving it back?""Maybe."An orange light blinked on in the corner of Cinder's vision-her cyborg programming picking up on the lie.

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    Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?""Just three," the girl panted."Gonna have to restock.""Right. I'll just... head down... to the convenience store, and-" she didn't finish, the strain too much.

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    A-la-la-la-la, fine, I get it,” said Thorne, covering his ears. “Please, never say that word again.”Dr. Erland raised an eyebrow. “Cellular? Hematopoietic? Ganglion?”“That last one.” Thorne grimaced. “Bleh.”The doctor scowled. “Are you squeamish, Mr. Thorne?”“Eye stuff weirds me out. As does any surgery regarding the pelvic bone. You can knock me out for that part, right?” He lay back on the exam table. “Do it fast.

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    At the top of his file was a three-dimensional holograph scanned in from his military graduation. Cress preferred it to the infamous prison photo that had become so popular, the one in which he was winking at the camera, because in the holograph he was wearing a freshly pressed uniform with shiny silver buttons and a confident, one-sided grin. Seeing that smile, Cress melted.Every. Time."Hello again, Mr. Thorne," she whispered to the holograph.

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    Oscar inspected the gun. He seemed about as enthusiastic about learning to use a new weapon as Adrian was.'Come on,' said Adrian, raising his gun again. 'I'll buy you a pizza if you hit a bull's-eye before I do.'Ten seconds later, he owed Oscar a pizza.Adrian groaned.

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    Regarding Her Majesty, Queen Levana, has she or any of the Lunar court commented on the escape of the convict?"Kai's jaw tensed. "Oh, she's had a thing or two to say about it.

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