Why do Americans need so many guns? Who needs an AK47 assault rifle? Will the deer shoot back? You’re an expert shot. If someone breaks into the house, and you have to shoot him, isn’t an assault rifle massive overkill?

Jesus saves, but he can’t save your sorry asses!

Kenny remembers his dad’s favorite saying and cherishes the memory:The key to success is a solid education.

Jake pulls out the phone. The buzzing sound is a text from Kenny.Where are you?English classroom, Jake advises. North side, right?Right.Stay there. Lock the door. Tell the teacher. Someone has a gun and is shooting people on the south side.Shit! Seriously?