H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.