I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

People misunderstand me.

We all know that people who've never been on a film set think it's way more glamorous than the people who work on them.

Don't get me wrong - I'm a big fan of things American - but when American people do British stuff, it's so universally dreadful.

Some people have that roar in their head, but I'm not sure I ever did. That live-fast-die-young thing. No one wants it really.

Americans assume all British people have at least one servant.