The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty - not marble floors and foundations.

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors.

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee.

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill.